"Thanks to a heavy-handed application of lip paint and rouge, she looked like a trollop. A drunk trollop. A drunk trollop who had applied makeup while standing on one foot on a ship at sea during a storm. "
This cake brought many smiles and laughs to the birthday girl. It brought back many memories of her guilty pleasures of reading romance novels in the 90’s.
I need for my next birthday cake to be similar to this.
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
Was sick all we so today was treat yo self day.
FIVE MINUTES BEFORE OPENING
Submitted by Cheryl Diaz
Especially when we have been closed for a long weekend.
I need this haircut.
FORGET ABOUT THE OSCARS. THIS IS AN EVENT *.*
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